Post by Kauyon on Aug 1, 2004 20:45:42 GMT -5
I thought I might post something here... so I dug up a little something I've not been able to use before. Yes, it's a goblin, and it was originally meant to describe a character of mine, but eventually, it turned out too funny and non-serious and not Neutral Evil at all. So, I thought I might as well post it here.
Don't worry, there *will* be more. This is not all. I just haven't gotten around to the rest yet.
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Nark is a goblin. Standing at about two feet eight inches, he is slightly shorter than the average goblin. His complexion is a mixture of dirty orange and muddy brown, and his hair is all black, his nose seem to hint that when he was dropped as a baby (which is a common ritual in goblin society, actually), he fell on his face, his teeth are dark yellow, his eyes are all black like his hair, and, like most other goblins, he is dotted with dark-coloured birthmarks all over his body. In short, like all goblins, he looks slightly prettier than a pile of shit. However, he smells even worse.
Still, Nark is a pleasant enough fellow (for a goblin). He enjoys a good game of cricket, knitting, he does not eat people on a regular basis, and, since he is an extremely talented individual (for a goblin), his hobby has since the age of three been the assembly of explosive devices. Oh, and he makes some fabolous chocolate chip cookies (for a goblin)!
Don't worry, there *will* be more. This is not all. I just haven't gotten around to the rest yet.
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Nark is a goblin. Standing at about two feet eight inches, he is slightly shorter than the average goblin. His complexion is a mixture of dirty orange and muddy brown, and his hair is all black, his nose seem to hint that when he was dropped as a baby (which is a common ritual in goblin society, actually), he fell on his face, his teeth are dark yellow, his eyes are all black like his hair, and, like most other goblins, he is dotted with dark-coloured birthmarks all over his body. In short, like all goblins, he looks slightly prettier than a pile of shit. However, he smells even worse.
Still, Nark is a pleasant enough fellow (for a goblin). He enjoys a good game of cricket, knitting, he does not eat people on a regular basis, and, since he is an extremely talented individual (for a goblin), his hobby has since the age of three been the assembly of explosive devices. Oh, and he makes some fabolous chocolate chip cookies (for a goblin)!