A Love Poem

[Lin]

Don't Sunder My Heart

Don’t sunder my heart,
It has a hardness of none,
The only way you won’t break it,
Is if you roll a natural one.

You’ve cleaved through my facade,
Found the elf under the illusion,
You’ve cast charm person on me,
But it feels like confusion.

I’m like a lowly goblin,
Even though my level is higher,
You finessed that weapon of love,
And bull rushed me with desire.

You’ve searched for my heart,
And spotted my passion,
I’m dazed by your voice,
And dazzled by your noble fashion.

But be sure to take ten,
When you grapple with me,
Because my constitution is low,
And my will save is three.


Hope you enjoyed it!

[K Man]

*Cheesy*

Dude...Lin, that takes the cake.

You get 1 nerd point for that! Seriously though, I loved the D&D references...now if only my girlfriend played, I'd look like Rico Suave....

[sonnetinkinston]

[not sure whether to laugh or cover her heart]

That's great man... definite points for creativity and style!

[Japic]

Great stuff. It's not every day that geeks like us get to laugh at D&D Poetry. Realistically, anyone that never played D&D would only get about 1/3 of that stuff. Sometimes it's good to be a geek I suppose.

[Medesha]

Dude, that is AWESOME!! Kudos!

[Zarni]

/me doesn't play d&d and doesn't understand any of it...

[Artemis]

*chuckles* That was good indeed quite entertaining

[TheZebraShakes™]

K said:

...now if only my girlfriend played, I'd look like Rico Suave....

Nah, she'd probably just point and laugh at you
trust me

[RedCow80]

still its my favorite work of poetry ever, and not all girlfriends would point and laugh over that.