Ratmen

[Lin]

I wrote this song today and performed it while playing Small World with the kids at the library on each turn my Mounted Ratmen stomped across the board without mercy or remorse!

Ratmen

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, RATMEN!

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, RATMEN!

RATMEN, RATMEN, RATMEN!

[TheZebraShakes™]

That's a good song, but I hate to tell you that someone already put a similar version out there.

(and stop being so mean to those kids.)

[Japic]

I know I'm a little slow to post to this topic; but I felt that I just had to throw out a few of my favorite old jokes. I swear it's topical, though they're true "groaners" so don't go expecting anything too great.



What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?




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Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaant. (if you know the theme song its a groaner)


Ok; #2. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?




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To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump; to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump. (yes, I know. Boo!)




Thanks; I feel better having that off my chest. Thanks for sharing Lin; I thought it was funny.

[TheZebraShakes™]

I don't know any theme song jokes, but this parody gets stuck in my head from time to time.