Artemis
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Post by Artemis on Aug 18, 2004 16:06:27 GMT -5
I am extremely bored so I thought I would do this bah blame the lack of things to do around my town
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Post by K Man on Aug 18, 2004 17:02:32 GMT -5
Dude...batman is  |
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Post by Japic on Aug 18, 2004 17:46:46 GMT -5
Although Batman is cool, he is only human. He runs the risk of running out of those 'wonderful toys' every now and again. Comic Spidey was the same way, once he was out of web cartridges, he was kinda screwed. Superman doesn't need gadgets, aside from a lead suit to protect his ass from kryptonite that is.
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Post by Cel on Aug 18, 2004 20:54:11 GMT -5
Dude...batman is ;D |
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Post by VemuKhaham on Aug 18, 2004 21:25:53 GMT -5
well I figured once all those muscle men start to fight a simple spell like those available in D&D (death spells etc) could be enough to kill any single one of the others. So Elminster would rule all of these guys.
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Artemis
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It's the book of my days, it's the book of my life.
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Post by Artemis on Aug 18, 2004 21:41:44 GMT -5
In response to Japic, Batman has beaten Superman twice. So there Batman can defeat the man of steel.
In response to Vemu, Batman has dealt with magic users before he had to fight someone that was nigh a god and he still beat her down.
Batman rules all ;D
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Post by VemuKhaham on Aug 18, 2004 21:44:59 GMT -5
I never read any stuff about Elminster so I'm not very up-to-date on what he did, but has Elminster never fought a deity..? please..?  |
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Post by Cel on Aug 18, 2004 22:55:48 GMT -5
Batman wins. ;D
But...
Raistlin can probably kill him with his eyes closed. Still, batman is cooler. lol
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Post by K Man on Aug 19, 2004 8:45:55 GMT -5
At the risk of sounding like an extreme nerd, lets compare Elminster to Batman: Who has more $$?Batman. Anyone ever hear of the Elminster Mansion? or the Elmin-cave? Nope... Who has cooler gear?Batman. A wizard spell pouches maybe be deadly, but all those leather bags around your hip that smell like patchoulli make you look like a hippie, fireball or not. Who can still fight without their gear?Batman. Kung Fu and martial arts in general do not need Batarangs and grappling hooks. Anyone ever seen a magic missle spell set off without a spell component...didn't think so. Who has a cooler ride?Elminster. Sorry guys, the Batmobile, in nearly every incarnation, is bad ass...but Elminster can ride Dragons! Who gets more chicks?Batman. Two words that make the ladies shiver...'Bruce Wayne'...The orignal millionaire playboy. Case in point, this dude is just immitating Batman and check him out:  Who has a cooler name?Batman. I mean come on, half of his name is 'Man'... how much more macho do you need to be? Elminster sounds more like a cosmetics line or a new rollercoaster at Six Flags. Who works out more?Batman. I think everyone here has seen his chest, if not, let's compare;  Batman  Elminster Clearly one of them works out regularly...the other just uses magic.  So there you have it ladies and gentlman... absolute proof of who rules in this fight. Batman, 6 to 1 vs. Elminster. Batman...the look says it all;  "I'm badass..."{I can't believe I took the time to do this. Boys and their childhood icons... } |
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Post by K Man on Aug 19, 2004 8:53:42 GMT -5
Just to play Devil's Advocate; Who has had more shitty movies made about them?Definetly Batman.  Who allows geeks in their fan club?Batman. Again, case in point;  {Note, this is NOT me!} Still, Batman whoops Elminster 6 to 3. He is still |
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Post by TheUdjat on Aug 19, 2004 8:54:04 GMT -5
I give it to Raistlin. He did, after all, beat every god on his plane of existence. Not just one. The only reason he doesn't rule the world is because, after the fact, he figured it'd be a bad idea and went back in time to change things around. So to speak.
Sorry, Raistlin rules all. Plus the undeniable fact that every other person listed would be too focused on kicking each other's ass, and would no doubt assume the sickly looking guy in the corner is probably no threat at all.
Except maybe Elminster. But Raistlin gets more cool points for not being a #$@#%# Forgotten Realms cheesemeister. "Ooh, my girlfriend's the Goddess of Magic!" STFU, Elminster. Seriously. You and Drizzt.
Batman makes a close second. But I bet Raistlin would've Dominated him and let the kickass Batman whoop up on everyone before he made him implode. Like manipulating Caramon, but better!
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Post by Cel on Aug 19, 2004 9:54:18 GMT -5
Who has a cooler ride?Elminster. Sorry guys, the Batmobile, in nearly every incarnation, is bad ass...but Elminster can ride Dragons! I poke a dragon with a dagger, it dies. (well, my kinda dagger) But, I shoot an RPG at the Batmobile, and its still there. Batman > Elminster |
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Post by K Man on Aug 19, 2004 10:12:33 GMT -5
I have to give you props on the Raistlin thing Udjat. ...however, what Raistlin did NOT count on is that when the room is clear and he's readying to cast a spell to implode/dominate/furrify Batman, the batarang is on it's final lap around the room and ... WHAM!! Right into the side of the head of the cripple... Try casting a spell when your getting your ass kung fu'ed yo! Concentrate that! LOL...sorry, I'm getting way to into this... |
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Post by Althael on Aug 19, 2004 10:17:38 GMT -5
Hey, why did you not put Ultraman in that?
He would simply have to get bigger and step on them all.. or laser them..
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Post by VemuKhaham on Aug 19, 2004 10:22:47 GMT -5
Well, now you got me going  : Eschew materials could be a simple way for a wizard with that many levels and bonus feats for wizard to circumvent that minor problem. And about the cooler gear; well, I don't know anything specific, but only looking at that pic of Elminster reveals a huge (obviously very magical) sword, cloak and probably at home he has a lot of other magical stuff, like wands, potions, crystal balls and self-made shield guardians or whatever... And of course, when we're thinking further, having such an enormous gear collection, Elminster probably swims in the gold if he'd ever sell it. I'd say that beats 3 of your Batman-pro's. And about chicks? Well ever heard about dominate spells? Gease? ;D Not saying he would do it (kind of disgusting  ) but you said 'who could get it' . Got to give you the name-thing however. Elminster is somewhat boring, not cool or anything, but hey, what's in a name... Working out is all nice and handy, but for Elminster preparing spells is somewhat the equivalent of that. But, now I haven't even began rambling about a real fight between them. Well, I say it would now be, with these questions, about 5-2 for Elminster. And now I'm not even considering Celebril's questions... Yeah Elminster kicks ass... |
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Post by TheUdjat on Aug 19, 2004 10:26:02 GMT -5
I have to give you props on the Raistlin thing Udjat. ...however, what Raistlin did NOT count on is that when the room is clear and he's readying to cast a spell to implode/dominate/furrify Batman, the batarang is on it's final lap around the room and ... WHAM!! Right into the side of the head of the cripple... Try casting a spell when your getting your ass kung fu'ed yo! Concentrate that! LOL...sorry, I'm getting way to into this... As the Master of Past and Present, I would think Raistlin had prepared for even this possibility. Besides, the idea is to Dominate Batman from the very beginning. Thus, a helpless heap of guano at the end. Bwahahaha! :-D |
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Post by Cel on Aug 19, 2004 10:35:56 GMT -5
Raistlin = Batman > Superman > Everybody else
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Post by Japic on Aug 19, 2004 10:59:40 GMT -5
In response to Japic, Batman has beaten Superman twice. So there Batman can defeat the man of steel. I must have missed this one. How could Bruce beat the man of steel.. What's he gonna do punch him? Yah, right. Go ahead kick the guy, it doesn't hurt him. If he can stop a bullet then he can stop anything else that Batman's got. Except for maybe gas, I think he's still suseptable to that. Unless Batman used kryptonite how in the hell did he get the better of Superman? That's all I'd like to know. Oh, and why were two heroes fighting each other anyhow? Over who gets to rescue the maiden? I don't get it. |
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Post by Cel on Aug 19, 2004 11:09:20 GMT -5
Yeah. How?
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Artemis
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Post by Artemis on Aug 19, 2004 11:15:34 GMT -5
I believe that one out of the two times that batman beat superman he was using kryptonite gloves and the second time I can't recall at the moment but in the Kingdom Come comic Superman said that he got tired of Bruce beating him with all his "toys"
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) but you said 'who could get it'