Post by Cel on Aug 24, 2004 10:45:48 GMT -5
I figured i'd start a post where people can just post jokes and stuff. Laughing wont hurt, you know. I'll start:
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The
blond promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches??" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!"
;D ;D ;D
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The
blond promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches??" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!"
;D ;D ;D